I wanted to share a picture of me and a new found friend of mine, the Hello Kitty Plush Koala...but I don't know how to do that just yet. I sound retarded and completely technologically incompetent, I know. But see - I usually use another computer where I just put in the SD card and go from there. This time I'm not. I'm using my own computer. And I usually have some cord that would hook up the camera to the computer, but now I'm sure I've eaten it. Or the ghost in my room stole it. Either way, I don't know where it is.
Oh, did I mention that I'm on MY computer because my boyfriend fixed my laptop?
Because he did. He even found HK wallpaper for it. It was an awesome Christmas, to say the least. My mom made both Vance and I new scarves, and then she gave me a gi-normous basket of food. My brother gave me an abs belt, which I have already used. It's awesome...but also a little scary. I can just imagine me sitting here with it on, drinking a glass of water...suddenly, the glass slips out of my stubby fingers and -
And it spills all over the belt, causing some horrible malfunction and bowel disruption. (Okay, the last part just makes me laugh.)
I googled images of "Painful bowel disruption" and Dr. Rockso came up...I say it fits.
Eyelove.
He also gave me like fifty million tubes of chapstick, which was a smart move. If I don't have chapstick, it's gonna' be a bad day. Seriously. Let me tell you a little something about Chapstick...I never drive if I don't have some on. (I live in a very arid climate, geez, guys, stop judging me!) In addition to that, he also got me socks.Yeah, I said socks. Maybe we've already reached that point in our relationship where it's okay to buy each other underwear and socks....or maybe he knows I just love socks. But he got a particular kind of sock that I like most, which are knee-high socks. And they're argyle....I see he already realizes that I'm a classy lady. (How argyle equates classy in my head, I have no clue.)
<--KLASSY WITH A K, MY FRIENDS.Men are so much more observant than I previously gave them credit for. Even my brother! I always complained to him about my abs and the countless crunches I've done, in vain, to whip them into shape. So then he went ahead and bought the SlenderTone Abs Belt for me. Good job stepping up the game this year, men!
I've been using an awful lot of exclamation points. I guess I'm excited! (Hrm, there goes another one...)
(This is kinda what my Slendertone looks like, btw.)
I also received some very awesome gifts from Vance's sister. How she knew that I use about fifty dollars of body wash a year, I have no clue, once again. And she gave me something that I describe as "the jackpot of Christmas gifts"...a Victoria's Secret giftcard!
Soon, this will be me!
It was a good day. I got to see family a little before Christmas, which is always super fun. Then I got to hang out tons with Vance, which is also fun. And..you know...the gifts didn't hurt either.
I must see the Helly Kitty Koala!!
ReplyDelete(argyle is classy in my opinion too, don't worry your pretty little head. something having to do with prep school means classy to me)
Prep school...I think you're exactly right! I love HK Koala! He was spot on in the gift giving department. What did Mr. Riley get you this Christmas?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou know as an Avon rep I have like fifty million things of body wash in my house. You can come raid the secret Avon cupboard any time! It's kind of like Harry Potter's cupboard except it's not under the stairs since I have no stairs so maybe not!! LOL!! Glad you liked your gifty card...I LOVE Vicky's. Have you seen my shiny sparkly black Vicky's charge card. Yes BLACK...which means (cough cough) that I spend WAY too much there!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should have mentioned the no camera cord earlier, I would have lent you my SD reader!
ReplyDelete@Kristann - YOU HAVE A SECRET AVON CUPBOARD?!?!? I could almost vomit in excitement! And yes, I am using this giftcard as motivation for weight loss. It's sad, but...effective.
ReplyDelete@Vance - I didn't realize I lost it somewheres. It was here when my family came over, because I remember seeing it in the room. But since I was alone in the apartment until now, I actually haven't been in the room much since then. I seriously think the ghost stole it!